I am an American women of Irish blood. Leaving me with an adventurous spirit and a bit of a temper. The following is my completly biased and totally unprofessional opinion of the world as I see it.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Although I work like a dog on most days, I have no employable title. I have seen quite a bit of this word humorist as of late. As I have done a little more digging I have discovered that if I had to hold a day job (which of course it has been proven repeatedly, 17 times in fact, that I cannot) this one suits me well I dare say. If there really is a tax ID number for an occupation like this sign me up. Of course the next question becomes who on earth pays your salary for this sort of thing? With my understanding of our government and social economic structure I would automatically think.... taxpayers of course! So, would it be a federal grant that I could apply for or maybe.... Oh, oh, I've got it! I will keep track of my billable hours (aka time spent amusing those around me using only my seemingly boundless vocabulary, tireless work ethic and near perfect comedic timing) and bill the city for.... a city beautification project! I think I'm gonna need a permit for this.
I am lovingly refered to as "The Entertainment" and I am happy to be so. I love the Lord and He has filled my life and my heart with so much joy and laughter that I just cannot keep it all for myself. I have four beautiful children, one very easy on the eyes husband and one very forgiving Father (who could ask for anything more). I homeschool my kids and am recieving a whole new education for myself in the process. If you are looking for someone to try that crazy idea out on in hopes that they not only don't shoot it down but say "hey, why not...yes, let's" I am your girl!